Rehab Is Still In
February 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
TMZ is reporting that Eva Mendes is in rehab. Eva is currently at Lindsay Lohan’s old joint, Cirque Lodge, in Utah. Eva is treating some substance abuse problem and has been there for several weeks.
Did Eva not get the memo? Rehab is out, the psych ward is in.
I didn’t see this one coming. What’s the substance? I’m guessing booze, but she sort of have a nose made for snorting. I’ll stick with booze. She’s a traditional lady.
When I first saw the name “Eva” I was praying it was Eva LongWHORIA. That would have made me leap through the streets singing “I Could Have Danced All Night.
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