Detoxing Is A Bitch

Amy Wino was admitted into a hospital Wednesday night, because she was dehydrated as hell and had to be put on a drip. Detoxing will do that to a person. Wino is currently receiving treatment at a rehab facilitiy, but I guess her detox became too much.

A source told The Sun, “She looked ropey and exhausted. Let’s hope she hasn’t taken a turn for the worse.” No! This is all part of it. I watched Jeff Conaway on “Celebrity Rehab.” You have to go back to the darkside in order to face the light. No, Dr. Drew did not come up with that. I did, so there! Wino’s daddy confirmed and said her withdrawal has been “horrific.”

Duh! It’s Wino we’re talking about. We’re not talking about some one-hit-a-week user.

I’m surprised she hasn’t blown the roof of the joint with her withdrawal screams. They need to just strap her down, put her on a drip and keep a priest at her door. It’s like weathering a storm. Hurricane Wino!