“The Package” Is Fine

January 31, 2008 / Posted by:

In case you were wondering, Britney Spears is comfortable in the looney bin. Homegirl needs to go to bed, because there are reports that she hasn’t slept since Saturday. She will be there for at least 72-hours. People reports that Brit was even joking about being in the hospital a second time and that she was more comfortable this time around.

TMZ reports that there was some struggle as to who was calling the shots. Sam Lutfi wants the top chair, but so does Brit’s parents. Doctors are now working with her parents, but nothing is official until a judge signs the order. Lawyers were brought in to fix the mess, because Sam was causing drama.

Sam and Jamie Spears have now left the hospital, but it looks like Lynne and Adnan are still with her. While Adnan’s in there can he please have one of the surgeons remove his landing trip!

In totally related news, Starbucks is in danger of closing down! The CEO will shut 100 stores in the US. No wonder Brit had a freak out. Starbucks needs to get its shit together, because Brit needs them. Actually, it’s probably not such a bad thing. Frapps are the devil’s blood.

Thanks Aisha & m.e.

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