His Time Has Come

January 31, 2008 / Posted by:

The Montel Williams Show will finally call it a day after 17 years. CBS announced that they will not make any new episodes, but they will air a full year of “Best of Montel” shows. Great. Another year of him?

Montel said, , ”I can’t say thank you enough to those who’ve welcomed me into their homes for the past 17 years. It has been both an honor and a joy.”

Personally, I never felt connected to Montel the way I do some of the other trash TV hosts. Montel is too fucking preachy and thinks he’s the voice of reason. I will sort of miss Sylvia Browne, because that bitch sucks as a psychic. The cat psychic in Santa Monica, CA is better than her. True story.

Yesterday, I was watching Sylvia on Montel and some chick asks her, “I didn’t get to say goodbye to my mother when she died. Did she love me?” Sylvia looked at her with that blank stare like she was a pork chop, swallowed and said in that husky smoker voice, “Yes, she loved you.” Um…get me a turban right now, because I could easily do that shit.

Here’s a hilarious video of all of Sylvia’s fuck-ups! The first one is the best. “Sylvia how did my daughter die?” Sylvia, “She was shot.” Then the mother says, “But, she just collapsed in her room.” Stupid bitch! That’s good shit.

Now that Montel is done, I expect to see Sylvia right next to the cat wearing a turban in Santa Monica!

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