Extended Stay

January 31, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that lil’ Brit Brit Spears has been classified as “G.D.” – Greatly Disabled. GODDAMN! That’s what I first thought when I saw G.D. It really means she can’t do anything for herself. She can’t do things like get food, clothes, shelter, basic needs. This also means she could be committed involuntarily. Brit’s apparently in some kind of manic state due to her bipolar disorder. She raised shit this morning and it took nearly two hours to fully admit it.

She reportedly shouted at her mother, “the only reason she’s admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend! She wants to sleep with my boyfriend!!” Brit, I think you’re the only one that wants to sleep with Adnan. Actually, I think I would hit it. Well, his landing strip might feel good against my buttocks. You never know!

Brit also talked about her kids and how much she missed them.

We know that Brit can definitely get her own food. She can’t get healthy and good food, but she can get her own food. They are right about clothing part though. She obviously can’t dress on her own! She needs help with that shit.

I don’t know who the hell is leaking all this shit to TMZ! ONTD has a memo that went out to all UCLA Medical employees telling them to keep their shit shut and not look at people’s medical records aka don’t look at Brit’s shit.

Anyway, if she is classified as G.D. then hopefully they will keep here there for a while, so she can take a long ass nap, write in a journal and watch the Anne of Green Gables movies. Seriously, writing in a journal does wonders. I don’t know why and so does Anne of Green Gables. It’s a beautiful story.

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