“Nightmare on Elm Street” is getting butchered. Variety reports that Michael Bay is currently putting together a remake of the classic horror film. This isn’t a sequel or prequel, it’s a straight-up remake. Just like the recent Halloween and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They are aiming for a May start.
It’s unlikely that the original Freddy Krueger, Robert Englund, will return. They will most likely cast somebody else in the role. Can I recommend Joan Van Ark? No mask needed!
They better bring back Heather Langenkamp! She’s probably like 60 now, but her career needs to be resurrected!
This movie will suck hedgehog nuts, but it will most likely makes tons of dough. People will see fucking anything. Me included.