The New Scientology Queen

January 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise better step it up. reports that the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, gave $10 million to Scientology last year alone. I had no idea bitch was in bed with Xenu. Nancy reportedly gave the money to Scientology’s Global Salvage effort which wants to cleanse the Earth of psychology crap and other shit.

Tommy only gave $5 million. He’s no longer the Queen! He’s a Princess now.

Kirstie Alley also gave $5 million, John Travolta and Kelly Preston gave $1 million each and Priscilla Presley gave $50,000. 50 grand?! I’m surprised they didn’t kick her cheap ass out.

Nancy reportedly makes $5.5 million a year for her voice work on The Simpsons.

Homer needs to strangle that bitch! The Scientology Global Salvage effort needs to start with cleaning out Tommy’s ass. You know there’s some effed up shit in there. Xenu jiz is toxic.

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