Someone actually thinks Ryan Seacrest is sexy. Executives and designers at Victoria’s Secret think he has the sexiest smile. Ryan made their 2008 What Is Sexy? list. I know what’s sexy and it’s not Gaycrest.
Coincidentally, Ryan is producing the one-hour “Victoria’s Secret: What Is Sexy? 2008″ special for E! He bought his way on to the list! They claim they put Ryan on their list before he agreed to produce it. Uh huh.
His smile is weak! He doesn’t commit. It’s a half smile. It looks like his cheeks are forcing his mouth to come up. It’s not even a shit grin. It’s weaker than that. There’s a thousand other dudes that have better smiles. He bought his way in.
VS said, “What’s sexy about (Seacrest) is he doesn’t act like he is. We felt that his smile was quite sexy — in a very subtle and innocent and humble way.”
They should have said, “What’s sexy about Gaycrest is his checkbook.” That’s the truth.
Other people on the list include Eva Mendes, Josh Holloway, Posh Spice, Katherine Heigl, Eric Bana, Dane Cook, Fergie and others.