Ladies Love Verne

January 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Verne Troyer had lunch at The Ivy yesterday with some mystery woman. Gold digger! Verne always gets the hot chicks. He probably knows how to drill that shit good. Yeah, I know gross. Think about it though. You can bounce that shit up and down. You can throw him up in the air and he’ll land right on you. You can pick him up, use him as a lasso, throw him across the room and then run really quick to meet his dick on the other side of the room. That’s some fun sex.

When Verne was leaving the restaurant he was accosted by some tool pap who kept telling him that Verne’s wife was on the brink of suicide. CelebTV has the video of the dude telling Verne that he has left her without any money and now she’s addicted to drugs and in a mental hospital.

Damn! Midget dick is that good?

Wenn

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