I Love Daisy

January 30, 2008 / Posted by:

I fucking love Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy. Homedog always looks like she’s over it. I would be too if I had to deal with Jess all the time. Daisy is probably a pill-popping bitch. That’s how she copes. Jessica goes through her medicine cabinet thinking “Where the hell did that full bottle of Valium go?” It went down Daisy’s throat followed by a gin martini, that’s where it went.

Daisy always looks so mangy. I’m guessing Jessica tries to get Ken Paves to do her hair, but Daisy knows better. She probably bites that queen when he tries to touch her hair. Daisy is not going to be the fool.

Here’s Daisy with that girl in NYC last night.


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