Elisha Cuthbert Has Low Standards

January 30, 2008 / Posted by:

A witness told UsWeekly that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out at Tenjune in NYC last night. The source said Paris and Elisha arrived separately. Paris was being a dumb whore most of the night dancing on banquettes.

Elisha and Paris starred together in House of Wax in 2005.

I’ve said time and time again, this is how Paris greets her friends! She sticks her tongue down their throats. I expect this kind of fake lesbian behavior from Paris, but Elisha?! The girl next door has really disappointed me.

Do you think when you’re making out with Paris the wonk doesn’t look as bad close up? You probably don’t have a chance to open your eyes when her tongue is down your throat, because her toxic skank is too busy attacking your insides.

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