Brit Almost Drives Off A Cliff!

January 30, 2008 / Posted by:

No, she didn’t almost drive off a cliff, but she thought she was. Brit Brit took her new black Benz out for a spin last night when one of the paps gave her a “short cut” to get home. The short cut was through the hills and Brit Brit got scared. She got out of her car and started saying how she was “dizzy” and “scared” from being too close to the edge. She started whining about it and the paps agreed to lead her home.

She spoke in that weird British accent the whole time, but it’s not really British. It’s like Chinese, British and some Chester Cheeto accent. It’s basically gibberish.

Brit’s relationship with the paps is so fucking strange. She’s standing there like a little girl and they are saying shit like “ooooh, it’s ok Britney…it’s ok…don’t be scared” while snapping away. It’s like they are petting her head and slapping her in the face at the same time.

Wenn

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