Announcement For Sale

January 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

These two are so fucking full of themselves. UsWeekly reports that Brangelina are planning to sell their baby confirmation and donate the money to charity. It’s pretty obvious that Angie is carrying and the rumor is that she’s holding twins. They have not yet confirmed.

It’s nice that they want to donate the money to charity, but the real winners in this situation is Brad and Angelina. More publicity for them!

Personally, I think she’s going to hold out forever. She’s going to pull a JLo and Xtina and announce she’s pregnant when her water breaks.

If the baby confirmation sells, she should try and sell her ultrasound scan, then maybe a piece of placenta and umbilical cord. Brangaloonies will pay top dollar. Think of all dough she can make for charity! The possibilities are endless.

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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