Talking Crazy

January 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Marie Osmond has confirmed that she’s getting her own talk show in 2009. Oprah has nothing to worry about. The show doesn’t have a title so far, but I’m going to take a wild guess and say they are going to call it “The Marie Osmond Show.” Hollywood is really creative that way.

Marie said, “I want it to be a fun show, that girlfriend destination where we can all laugh a little bit, cry a little bit and just enjoy life.” And faint a little and piss a little, because that’s what menopausal woman do!

They will give a talk show to ANYONE. I mean…Gabrielle Carteris, Carnie Wilson, Tempestt Bledsoe, Sharon Osbourne, Tony Danza, Magic Johnson and Chevy Chase! Now you can add Marie Osmond to that mess list. I shouldn’t have said Carnie, because that was some good trash.

The only way I will watch this is if she has a daily segement of “hot topics” like on The View. Instead of discussing the day’s events with other people, I want her to discuss them with her dolls. You just know she talks to them before she goes to bed and tucks them in and shit. Besides Marie’s dolls probably have a higher IQ than Sherri Shepherd.


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