Jessica Simpson is not going to let the fact that most of Texas hates her ass get in the way of bonding with her man. A drunk Jessica came stumbling out of the Key Club in Hollywood last night with Tony Romo in tow. They were there to see Metalskool. I’m guessing that was Romo’s idea. Dumb bitch Jessica probably thought they were going to go make iron candlesticks. You know…Metalskool. Ok, that was a bad joke.
Ken Paves was also there, because he’s attached to Jessica’s dirty weave.