Someone call the National Guard! A monster more powerful than Cloverfield has landed in NYC. Paris Hilton has joined Rumer Willis (below) in NYC for fashion week. Paris arrived at JFK last night and guess who’s behind her?! It’s the gypsy cabbie from my Rumer Willis post! Damn! Why couldn’t he have gotten Rumer and Paris in his cab and then kidnapped both their asses? Ugh, we have the worst luck.
Who dresses this hag? Honestly! Is choosing her outfits a combined effort between her crabs, Tinkerbell and Nicky Hilton? Nicky has a touch of downs face, so her choosing this retarded ensemble would make sense. Yes, Paris forces me to say despicable things. Send your hate mail to her, not me. It’s her fault.
UPDATE: Gypsy Cabbie also got a pushing from James Gandolfini at JFK this moring after he asked him for an autograph. TMZ has the video