Tracy Morgan was on the banquette at Plumm in NYC, taking his top off and shaking that Hennessy gut when he suddenly realized he had lost his credit card reports Page Six. Tracy made everyone stop and look for it. He reportedly made the entire staff search high and low for his plastic. Crackhead then realized it was in his pocket the entire time.
A source said, “He thought he’d lost his credit card, and staffers were searching for it.”
He told his waitress and also gave her an offer she had to refuse. A source said Tracy, “finally admitted to his waitress that he’d found it in his pocket – right before asking her if he could father her baby.”
He’s not joking. Tracy is not being funny. He is serious. Tracy has like 80 kids or some shit. Somebody better check on that waitress, because she’s probably having morning sickness right now. Look at him! His sperm is so fucking strong that I think he got himself pregnant too.