Drunk Dialing 911

January 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Pat Dykstra of Fox Lake, Wisconsin was given a ticket for OWI, because this dumb slut called 911 on herself. OWI does not stand for old white idiot, but it should. Pat was driving home from the bar when she called 911 to tell them she may be too drunk to drive. Here’s a portion of the call:

Caller: I just want to know if somebody can follow me home because somebody seems to think I can’t drive home straight.
911: OK, why is that?
Caller: He seems to think I am too intoxicated to drive.
911: OK, and so you called 9-1-1 or he called 9-1-1?
Caller: Well, he wanted me to call 9-1-1 ’cause he thinks I’m too drunk to drive.

Pat’s drunk boyfriend was sitting in the passenger seat besides her. She told 911 she was driving, because he was too drunk. She then told them what kind of car she had and gave them her home address. When she got home, police arrived and gave her a Breathalyzer. She blew a .14 and was given a drunk driving ticket. Pat doesn’t think it’s fair, because she was already home when police arrived.

Click here to see the video, but Pat doesn’t show her face in it. She shouldn’t ever show it. That dumb dumb!

The cops should have arrested her on the spot for being a dumb menace to society. I also got to hand it to the 911 operator for not busting out laughing. I would have put Pat on speaker and told her to repeat herself again so all my co-workers could laugh at her ass.

Thanks Andraya

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