Death Becomes Her

January 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Eva LongWHORIA is out pimping that shitty movie she’s in about a dead bitch haunting the girlfriend of her fiancee. Think Blithe Spirit, but with a no-talent whore in it. This movie should have went straight to BETA. Yes, I know BETA doesn’t exist anymore. That’s the point.

That shit comes out on Friday, I think. I’ve been reading the reviews and all the critics seem bothered by the fact that her character’s name is Kate Spencer. Not very Latino. Eva probably came up with that shit herself.

Anyway, Eva said that if she died she definitely come back to haunt her husband Tony Parker. She said, “I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him. He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like if I’m going to the afterlife you’re coming with me.” Shit, she’s haunting him while she’s alive.

Here’s Eva at the Ken Paves (so typical) in Los Angeles today with her mother.


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