Bring On The Chunk
January 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Matthew McConaughey plans to embrace the chunk for his next movie role. While his lady’s belly gets big, so will Matt’s. T-Rex Matt will play an over-the-hill bar brawler in new movie The Grackle. Matt said he will have to let his usual work-out routine go, so he can put on a few pounds.
He said, “My character… needs to be bull strong but meaty. Watching it happen will be fun. There should be some funny stories in the tabloids because I’ll still have to go out and get my belly tan.”
This bitch is loving it. Now he can tell everyone he’s smoking pot 24-hours a day to gain chunk for his new movie role. He’s probably attaching his ass to a volcano vaporizer. All his weed dreams have come true.
Thanks m.e.
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