Last night during George Bush’s State of the Union address it looked like Republican Congressman Chris Shays gave him a beautiful kiss on the cheek while he made his way up to the podium. Shays just couldn’t resist putting his lips against Georgie’s precious, soft skin. It was probably the most action both of them have gotten in a while.
Somewhere in the country, Larry Craig is replaying this over and over again in utter excitement. He probably has chapped hands, but that’s not stopping him. Barf.
Source: Think Progress