Turning Japanese

January 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Brazilian model, Angela Bismarchi, has had 41 plastic surgeries. Her 42nd surgery will be her most idiotic ever. Angela plans to have nylon wires implanted into her eyes giving her a Japanese slant. She is doing it to celebrate 100 years of Japanese immigration to Brazil. She is hoping to debut her new look at Rio’s Carnival next month where she will lead her Samba group in a contest.

36-year-old Angela is really serious about Carnival She was almost arrested once when she paraded through the streets naked with the flag painted on her. Yeah, right. They probably almost arrested her, because her face was scaring children. She said, “I always was vain. And for carnival, you have to feel especially pretty.”

Angela is married to a plastic surgeon. He has operated on her 10 times. Angela is very close to beating Cindy Jackson of America for the world record plastic surgery record. Cindy has been operated on 47 times.

Angela’s husband should do her a favor and sew her eyes and mouth completely shut. That way she won’t ever have a problem with the way she looks, because she could never see it. She could also never complain about it, because her yapper won’t work.

Thanks Sylvia

Tags: Dumbasses, Plastic Surgery, Uncomfortable

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