Tears For An Angel

January 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Rock of Love 2 spoilers ahead!

I knew it was bound to happen, but I just wasn’t prepared for it. Last night on Crack Rock of Love 2, my little French tart was sent packing. How could Bret do that to her? Angelique didn’t even get a chance to fuck Bret and you know that was probably one of her life goals. The nail in the whore coffin for Angelique came when she performed at Forty Deuce for Bret. You see, Forty Deuce is a burlesque club and doesn’t allow nudity. Angelique doesn’t understand the words “no nudity” and so she got up onstage and took everything off. She went completely nude. Diseases exploded from her snatch like an atomic bomb. Now Forty Deuce has been closed by the L.A. County Health Commissioner and the owner is homeless and begging on the streets. No, that didn’t happen, but the owner did get pissed off at Bret.

Ultimately, that display of skankness sent the French whore home. How fucking sad is that?! She was sent home for being too much of a whore. Too much of a whore for Rock of Love!

That leaves Bret with….I don’t even know! All those girls are so boring! Angelique was keeping the trashness alive. Hopefully these whores step it up and give me a reason to watch.

I will miss Angelique forever! Although, I can probably travel down to Tijuana, Mexico and see her open a beer bottle with her snatch. You know that’s where she’s at.

Tags: Crackheads, Hookers, Reality TV

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