The Queen of the red carpet, Sally Kirkland, was hospitalized this weekend for exhaustion reports TMZ. A rep issued this statement, “Ms. Kirkland was admitted to an outpatient hospital for exhaustion and sleep deprivation. She has been treated and released, and thanks her fans for their ongoing support and prayers.”
66-year-old Sally was tired, because…well…because she’s 66! No, she was tired, because she’s been working on movies back-to-back. B-movie making is hard work.
Sally better rest up in case there’s an Oscars red carpet. I am really counting on her this year. Last year she wore the above ensemble and stole the show and my heart. This year I’m hoping she tops herself by shooting fireworks out of her ass or something.
Drink some Sleepytime Tee and watch plenty of PBS, Sally! You have to be in top mess shape by next month.