Pete Doherty Is The New Patron Saint Of Animals

January 28, 2008 / Posted by:

This is a truly touching and beautiful story. Pete Doherty has been known to feed crack to his cats, but it seems like he’s turned a new leaf. Pete found a one-legged hedgehog on the side of the road. He has fallen in love with it and named it Mrs Tiggy-Winkle. Pete took Mrs. T to the vet and also set up a special area for her in his garden.

A friend of Pete’s told the Daily Star that he is a real animal lover and hopes to open up a rescue shelter for animals. The friend said, “Pete has a big heart. He also loves rats and is looking after one with no tail. He has lots of kittens, too, and hopes that by the end of the year he will be able to open his pet rescue centre at Marlborough to local schools so they can educate children about animals.”

Rat with no tail? That sounds like Kate Moss. I still don’t trust this new Dreamboat Doherty. This “sitting at home sipping tea and saving animals” Dreamboat Doherty. It’s a lie! It’s a front.

Something smells fishy and it isn’t dried Kate Moss smegma on his dick. He’s probably running some animal drug ring. Mrs Tiggy-Winkle Full of Grace!

VIA Celebitchy

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