This is a 14-year-old and a 21-year-old. Not a 34-year-old and a 40-year-old. The old whore gene is obviously prevalent within the Lohan family. At first I thought I was looking at a picture of Tuesday Weld today with her 40-something, gum smacking, Long Island assistant.
I’m guessing Lindsay gave her little sister, Ali, a makeover. She’s trying to sabotage her ass. That way somebody looks older than her besides the retired set. Look at the confidence in Lindsay’s face. She’s saying, “Yeah, now I’m not the only one that looks like she a washed-up actress from the 70s.”
I hope Ali’s taking a good hard look at her good hard sister, because that’s going to be her in like 2 months! Bronzer is a hell of a drug.