Giving Us Glamour

January 28, 2008 / Posted by:

The first lady of figure skating is back! Well, not really. He lost. It was drama on the ice last night between Johnny Queer and Evan Lysacek. Johnny Weir and Evan tied with 244.7 at the U.S. Figure Skating Championship. Evan won, because he got a higher score in the free skate. NOT RIGHT! Johnny’s gorgeous and glamorous outfit should have gotten him extra points!

Johnny called his gorgeous ensemble a “sparkly onesie.” Johnny said, “I feel pretty in it; and that’s all that matters as far as costumes go.”

Johnny also seemed to be ok with losing to Evan, “First place, second place, last place, I’m just happy with the way I skated. I was so nervous, and it’s fantastic vindication to know I came back and didn’t completely fall apart. I feel like a winner.

Screw that Evan! He tries to be such a man! There are no men in figure skating. Evan totally wants to do Johnny’s girly ass.

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