Fake Lesbos
January 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Paris Hilton and Brittny Gastineau were photographed leaving a “lesbian hotspot” last night holding hands. Lesbian hotspot? I thought that was called Home Depot. Anyway, Paris needs to stop with the fake lesbian shit. It’s cute when you’re in college, drunk all the time and trying to turn on frat boys. It’s time to give it up.
I love the new wig though. It covers up the wonk. She needs to turn it all the way around, so it covers her entire mug. I always confuse Brittny Gastineau with that Audrina chick from The Hills. They both have persian cat face.
Wenn
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