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January 28, 2008 / Posted by:

You can get almost anything on Craigslist these days. You can get a vagina couch, you can find the woman who maced you in the park, a skanky Republican chick or you can also use it to find a new weedman like someone I know (you know who you are, so don’t eff with me!) However, Ann Marie Linscott from Sacramento, CA used Craigslist to find a hitman! This crazy bitch!

She posted a vaguely worded ad looking for a freelancer. When people responded, 48-year-old Marie told them what she needed. She wanted them to kill the the 56-year-old wife of her male lover. Yeah, I totally thought Marie was a dyke too. Look at her.

She said she was looking for “silent assassins.” This bitch has been playing too much Mortal Kombat. Marie promised $5,000 once the job was complete. She also provided the name and address of the victim. Marie told people that she wanted them to kill her. Three people immediately went to the police and Marie was arrested. She was charged with three counts relating to murder for hire and using interstate commerce to commit a felony.

Can they also charge her with being an online dumb dumb?

The victim was told by police to leave the country just in case someone took Ann Marie’s offer.

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