All You Need Is One Shot

January 28, 2008 / Posted by:

A friend of Eddie Murphy told the News of the World that Scary Spice and Eddie only fucked three times! The source claims that’s why Eddie was so surprised when she announced she was having his baby. Apparently, Eddie was not in love with Scary, but she was infatuated with him. Oh please! She just wanted that money.

The source claims that now Scary is asking for a lot of shit. The source said that Scary has proposed a settlement to Eddie. “Mel said all the problems would go away if Eddie agreed to her demands for a $9MILLION (that’s £4.5million) house in Malibu plus living expenses for 18 YEARS.

I’m surprised to hear they had sex at all, let alone three times. I pictured Eddie jacking on Scary’s butt while watching tranny porn. Scary probably immediately threw Eddie off of her and cleaned his sperm off her ass and froze that shit! Bitch isn’t dumb. She probably called the Spice Girls to come over and help inseminate herself with a turkey baster.

Those Spice Girls don’t have any kind of musical talents, but they sure know how to trap a man and take his cash. Ask Posh!

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