The Further I Slide

January 27, 2008 / Posted by:

I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but she needs my help. Someone hand me my c-clamp, her titties need to be brought back together. They hardly know each other anymore and that isn’t right. You could throw a ping pong ball in between her breasts and watch it go back and forth for hours. She wouldn’t even notice it.

Hofit attended the same event as Tara Reid and I’m sure Tara was relieved to find out that she wasn’t the only wonky-breasted whore in the room. Tara showed up to the Chinese New Year party in London with some Aladdin-dressed homo. Also spotted at the party was Roberto Cavalli and some other ho covered in body paint. That party looks a mess.

They needed to douse the joint in holy water.


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