Let’s Clear Something Up

January 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan will fuck anyone, so all these new “romances” popping up shouldn’t be surprising. You could tell me that Lohan got DPed by Ross Perot and Michael McDonald and I would believe you. Anyway, Lohan is not being linked to Brody Jenner. The two were spotted “canoodling” in NYC on Friday night so says People.

A source told them, “She likes him. It’s early, but they are more than friends. He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.” Brody apparently has a girlfriend, but who can resist the sweet taste of Lohan’s cooze? Oh and by “sweet temptation” I mean rancid shit.

Lohan liked him for that night and now she’s moving on. This is why I love her. She’s a slut with a cause. The cause being getting her rocks off with as many dudes as possible.

Here’s Lohan out and about in NYC last night.

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