Brit On Film

January 27, 2008 / Posted by:

No Sunday is complete without a little tale from the News of the World. They make my day. Today’s tale is about our beloved Britney Spears and her pap lover, Adnan Ghalib. NOTW claims that Adnan is trying to sell several videos of Brit Brit being a total mess for around $2 million. Here’s a brief description of each clip that was seen by a NOTW source:

Clip 1: BS sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She’s mumbling to herself and talking in the third person. She says, “When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

Clip 2: BS wrapped in a towel, sitting on her bed and again talking to herself. She says, “Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

Clip 3: BS talking to Adnan who is filming her. She calls him Bubba. “I’m really happy. Bubba’s here for me now. It’s all good.”

Adnan is reportedly keeping the other 3 clips which show Britney having a hysterical breakdown and talking in third person. She screams, “Britney wants to live. I’m not crazy. I miss the kids and I did love Kevin.”

The source said, “Adnan’s sunk lower than ever. He’s proved himself to be a manipulative rat by making these tapes and he’s convinced they’re worth at least £1 million.”

Oh and just so you know. The NOTW issued an apology to Kate Moss for that little Birthday orgy story they printed last week. They issued this statement:

We would like to apologise to Kate Moss and to her family and friends for any offence or distress caused by our article last week relating to alleged events at her 34th birthday party at the Dorchester Hotel.

The News of the World was offered detailed information from a normally reliable source which we now accept was untrue. We regret publication of that material in the RAV column and have agreed to pay Kate a sum in damages.

That being said, I totally believe this Britney shit. They need to release these videos now, because I’m in dire need of a new ring tone. Britney saying “I’m not crazy” over and over again would be the best ring tone ever.

I’m telling you…..that Britney and Adnan sex tape is not far away. Prepare your stomach for it now.


Here’s a video of some crazy drunkards trying to hug Brit while she’s out. She runs away from them like they are her kids!

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