ScarJo has returned from her USO Tour of the Persian Gulf and was asked about the rumors that she’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds. She responded, “I am engaged … to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes.”
ScarJo showed support for Obama during the Iowa caucus earlier this month.
I wish Obama’s wife, Michelle, would take off one of her Easy Spirit pumps and beat this ho down with it. ScarJo is trying to sound cute, but she’s not Marilyn Monroe.