It Was Only A Matter Of Time

January 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

File this under: Bitches need money!

People reports that New Kids on the Block will be making a comeback! A source told them that they will be making an official announcement in the next few weeks. The NKOTB website (Ugh, I thought that term was forever erased from my brain) is back up and running.

The group called it quits in 1994. They are all too old for this shit! Stay retired, it’s the way to be! Jonathan Knight is turning 40 this year. Donnie Wahlberg is 38, Danny Wood is 38, Jordan Knight is 37 and Joey McIntyre is 35.

Name change! They aren’t kids anymore. What sounds good? Old Ass Pepaws on the Block? What they should have done is staged a reunion tour with the Spice Girls. That mess could have been sponsored by Metamucil.

Come on now. I really don’t want to hear them singing “Step by Step.” I mean some of them can’t even step without the help of a walker.

That being said, my stupid ass would probably buy a ticket to their concert. I always had a crush on Jordan’s gay ass. Remember that rumor about him having to have his stomach pumped, because there was so much jizz in it? My hero.

Tags: Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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