The Olsen In The Middle

January 25, 2008 / Posted by:

The police want to speak with Mary-Kate Olsen about those mysterious phone calls with her masseuse reports The National Enquirer. The police have confirmed to the Associated Press that the masseuse that found Heath Ledger, Diana Wolozin, placed 4 phone calls to Mary-Kate. It was reported earlier that she only placed 2. Diana called MK several times during a span of 9-minutes before she called 911. Police say they found the additional calls when they went over Heath’s phone records. Diana called from his phone.

It’s believed that Diana called MK, because she was afraid of causing a scene. MK sent over her private security detail, one of them is an EMT, to Heath’s apartment.

Police want to ask MK about the calls and why she sent her security detail over instead of calling 911. DUH! She was afraid of causing some shit. There’s also several rumors that MK and Heath were secretly dating, but what does that matter?

Also reports that Diana wasn’t licensed to perform massage therapy. Performing massage therapy without a license is a felony, which is punishable by up to four years in prison. Dirty Diana. No wonder she didn’t want to call the police.

UPDATE: Scratch all that. The police don’t give a fuck about talking to MK. They issued a statement saying they aren’t going to question her.

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