Dogs love crotches this is true. It feels like such an invasion of privacy when a strange dog on the street is all into your business. What I hate the most is when their owner doesn’t do shit about it. Their dog is basically raping you and they laugh and think it’s cute. Crotch rape is not a laughing matter. Actually, the worst of the worst is when you start to get excited, because they tickle it a little. Wait, maybe I shouldn’t have said that.
Here’s Jennifer Garner’s doggy smelling the roast beef yesterday. Don’t let this dog around Britney. Her crotch is like fucking Arby’s with all the horsey sauce you can eat.