Dognapper Not Pleased With Kathy Turner

January 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicolas Cage is pissed off at Kathleen Turner for claiming he steals chihuahuas. In her upcoming autobiography, Kathy says, “He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

Nic is not happy. Methinks his plugs are too fucking tight. He needs to lighten up. He told TMZ, : “I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you’ve never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist.”

Kathy did Nic a favor. She actually made him sound interesting. He owes her one. What kids are fans of Nicolas Cage? Probably the same kind of kids that plot to take down Hannah Montana.

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