Dognapper Not Pleased With Kathy Turner

January 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Nicolas Cage is pissed off at Kathleen Turner for claiming he steals chihuahuas. In her upcoming autobiography, Kathy says, “He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

Nic is not happy. Methinks his plugs are too fucking tight. He needs to lighten up. He told TMZ, : “I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you’ve never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist.”

Kathy did Nic a favor. She actually made him sound interesting. He owes her one. What kids are fans of Nicolas Cage? Probably the same kind of kids that plot to take down Hannah Montana.

Tags: Dumbasses, Hotness, Talk Shows, Uncomfortable

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