Britney’s cousin, Alli Sims, is going to events without Britney now? Ugh, what the fuck is going on? I hope this bitch’s album only gets released in Tasmania. Next thing we know, Carla the assistant is going to get a record deal. I shouldn’t joke, because it’s totally going to happen.
I’d rather see Britney’s Uncle Willie release an album! Seriously, click here to see Uncle Willie. He told his story to The Sun. His camper home is fucking gorgeous. Hopefully he has room for Brit. She’s going to have to move in soon.
Here’s Alli with a furry vagina on her head at the Pepsi STUFF launch party.