Why So Pale?

January 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Holy Oompa Loompa! Jordan looks like she was locked in the tanning bed. Harvey probably did it. He was sick of her bragging about her new boobs. Seriously, she looks like Crispy Orange Chicken that’s been under the heater for way too long. I do not want. You know she thinks she looks hot. She probably thinks she just has a “little glow.”

Here’s Jordan and her gay arriving back in London yesterday.


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