The Voice Of An Angel

January 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton is a wonderful singer. She has the voice of an angel. Paris sing in one of her new movies that will come out whenever and the choreographer of the movie wants everyone to know how well she sings, “I was surprised that she could sing. Honest to God, I will never crack on Paris. I haven’t. From what I heard from what they did, I liked how she sounded.”

It was probably a windy day and she had her legs open. Her vagina flapping in the wind really does make a beautiful sound. It should get its own record deal!

In other Parasite news, guess what the hell she said the other day, “Britney Spears is a great mother.” Again, I think it was a windy day and she had her legs open…..

Here’s Paris at the Dallas premiere of that crap movie.

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