Let’s Try This Again

Wino’s record company have issued a statement saying she’s in rehab. The Sun reports that Wino actually admitted she had a drug problem and needed help. Are pigs flying? She actually admitted it?

“Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories.”

I hope NASA is somehow involved, because that’s what it’s going to take for Wino to kick drugs. I say she’ll stick it out as long as they keep the freezer stocked with those popsicles she’s always buying. If they don’t, bitch will be out my breakfast tomorrow.

Like I said before, they really need to videotape her detox. That horror show would rival Cloverfield.