Meet Marie Lupe Cooley of Jacksonville, FL. One day Marie was checking out the help wanted section of her local newspaper when she noticed a position available that was just like hers. The phone number provided was also her boss’ phone number. Bitch probably dropped her Sanka, because she was pissed. Marie thought her boss was secretly trying to replace her and she soon would be out of a job. What’s a dumb bitch to do?
Marie snuck into the architectural firm she works for late Sunday night and erased their entire database of drawings and blueprints worth about $2.5 million. Revenge is sweet and dumb. It only took her boss a quick minute to figure out she did it, because besides himself she was the only one that had access. She was arrested and charged with causing greater than $1,000 damage to computer files, a felony.
You know what’s the icing on the dumb cake? The job listed in the newspaper wasn’t for her job. Marie’s position at the company was safe. Her boss was hiring for the same position at his wife’s firm.
I have to hand it to Marie. She did what a lot of us think of doing to get revenge on our boss. If this bitch had half a brain cell she would have had one of her friends call and ask about the job in the paper before completely destroying her own life. I love this bitch. She can’t help being dumb. Passionate, but stupid as fuck.