David Beckham Is Killing Us All!!!!!

January 24, 2008 / Posted by:

A British environmental group called, Carbon Trust, claim David Beckham is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide yearly. The average Englishman produces 9.4 tons. They claim David’s “carbon footprint” is the largest in human history.

They blame his constant air traveling, his several cars and homes as the reason for his excessive carbon use. In 2007 alone, David flew farther than a trip from the earth to the moon.

The Carbon Trust said, “With all his money he should be using it at least to reduce his own footprint. He has more freedom of choice when it comes to methods of traveling. He could also choose greener cars.

It’s not the cars or air travel, it’s because he’s so damn sexy. His sexiness produces that much carbon. We need to get Al Gore on this STAT! Let’s not even start with Posh. I’m sure the air pollution she produces daily isn’t helping the planet.

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