Angelina Jolie Might Be Knocked Up With Twins!

January 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Star Magazine claims that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. She drank the same water everyone else is drinking. A source told the magazine that she just found out this past week. If this is true it will bring the Brangelina clan to 6 kids total!

Angelina has cancelled her trip to Europe. A source said, “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic.” A second source said they are planning to adopt even more kids.

I’m telling you! These two are building their own army to take over the world. Screw Scientology, this is the real cult threat.

I’m surprised she’s not making Brad carry the babies this time.

Sigh, remember the days when it was just Maddox? It seems like it was only a few years ago. Shit, it was only a few years ago! This bitch works fight. She’ll have an army of 30 in 5 more years.

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