Lie Telling By Lenny Kravitz

January 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Lenny Kravitz needs to stop lying! He claims that he’s been celibate for three years. He told Maxim Magazine (via Page Six) that he’s going to wait until marriage. Lenny said, “Where I’m at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that’s the way it’s going to be. I’m looking at the big picture.”

The big picture being porn, because Lenny has to be getting his rocks off someway. He is made of pure sex. You can’t deny that, Lenny. You have a gift and need to share it with the world.

I also hate to break it Lenny, but doing it in the ass counts as sex. The Japanese school girl theory doesn’t work.

Image: Wenn

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