Tony Romo has seen the light and is getting sick of Jessica Simpson so says OK! Magazine. Sources are telling them that Tony tried to dumped Chestica’s annoying ass last week. He’s sick of Jessica always having to have an entourage with her including daddy.
A source told them that Tony told her he just wanted to be friends. Jessica wouldn’t let it happen. The source said, “‘Just friends’ is not in Jessica’s vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media.”
Jess wouldn’t let up, so Tony invited her to what he thinks would be the worst date ever, a hunting trip! He told Jess that he wanted to go hunting with her and without her people.
Oh shit! He’s going to shoot her ass. Don’t go Jess if you know what’s good for you. Tony is going to give her a brown fur coat as a gift and then tell her to growl like a bear, because it really turns him on. Then he’s going to shoot her ass and claim he thought she was a bear!