Bong Buying

January 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Owen Wilson was caught bong shopping and people are afraid he has relapsed. Give me a break. A source told Life & Style, “Owen spent 20 minutes in the Green House Smoke Shop browsing the pipes and bongs. He bought one of the biggest bongs and spent almost $300 on it. He was worried that someone might have seen him coming out…He hid behind a FedEx truck for 30 seconds before darting to his car!”

Maybe it was a gift? Maybe he has sinus problems and he uses it to clear them up. I have bought dildos in stores before, that doesn’t mean I used them. Ok, bad analogy.

Here’s Owen swimming in the cold, cold Pacific ocean yesterday in Malibu.

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