Andrew Morton’s tell-all on Tom Cruise is the gift that keeps on giving. Why read it? All the juicy shit will eventually make its way to the internet. Andrew’s latest allegation sounds like a storyline on “Footballers Wives.” He claims that when Nicole Kidman miscarried Tommy Girl’s baby she kept the placenta to prove it was his.
A source told Morton, “They did try to start a family [but] she sadly had a miscarriage. And because of all the questions over the father, she ordered that some of the placenta be saved in order to prove paternity — the fact that Tom Cruise was the father.”
It’s probably in Tommy Girl’s freezer next to the freezer bag labeled “Big Daddy Hubbard’s Jizz.” Actually, Tom ate it. Look at those chompers!
Either that or Scientology’s scientists are trying to make a Nicole Kidman clone. I wouldn’t doubt it. If Katie Holmes’ next baby is a curly-haired redhead with a botoxed forehead, I’m heading for Venus.