No Keira!

January 22, 2008 / Posted by:

The Oscar nominations were announced this morning and thankfully there was no Keira Knightley. I’m surprised, because they usually like nominating those wispy waifs that do nothing, but quiver their lips during scenes. They finally woke up. Angelina Jolie also didn’t get nominated. Who even knows if the Oscars will get a big party this year with the strike going on and all? That hot bitch Javier Bardem (above) was nominated and he’s a lock for the win. A lock I tell you!

Here’s some of the nominations. Click here to see the full list

Best Picture
Michael Clayton
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood

Best Supporting Actress
Cate Blanchett, I’m Not There
Ruby Dee, American Ganster
Saorise Ronan, Atonement
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Best Supporting Actor
Casey Affleck, The Assassination Of Jesse James
Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie, Away From Her
Marion Cotillard, La Vie En Rose
Laura Linney, The Savages
Ellen Page, Juno

Best Actor
George Clooney, Michael Clayton
Daniel Day Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Tommy Lee Jones, In The Valley of Elah
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

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